Hey Foxy Lady, Don’t You Know Bunny Tails Are So 2012?

Hey Ladies! Fancy resembling your favourite woodland creature? Or just always wanted to join that infamous gang,the Animals of Farthing Wood? Well, thanks to Japanese designer Shota Ishiwatari you now can! The ‘Tailly’ as it has been dubbed, is the next step along I presume from adorning your Mulberry with a Racoon tail key ring. Both equally ridiculous and unnecessary, but unlike its furry predecessor, the ‘tailly’ comes with added body sensors which makes your new ‘tail’ SWISH when you are happy, wag when excited or droop when your depressed. Now, I’m not sure whether it will also install a fox’s mentality, and therefore start swishing at the sight of the poultry isle down Tesco’s, or more likely to go off at the mere mention of Ryan Gosling’s name, but I have a feeling I might leave this one to the ladies and gents of Tokyo to report back on…