Whether you’re taking part in the official CJD (hang on, isn’t that mad cow disease?) or need a Noel-themed knitted something for a Christmas Jumper Party (they are A Thing now) or just want to wear your Christmas spirit on your sleeves, I’ve compiled pretty much every option available right now, from £8 for a Primark Kiss Me jumper to a £378 Meadham Kirchoff bauble-tastic knit. Here they are, handily organised by theme, from snowflakes to slogans. I wish I could think of a clever way to end this but 50 Christmas jumpers is a lot and my head feels pretty woolly right now.
While you’re perusing the jumper selection, why not play some of Olivia’s suggestions for the best Christmas songs to get you in the mood?
*Friday the Thirteenth OH GOD WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE
4. Primark Reindeer Christmas sweatshirt, £12 (not available online)
21. Primark Christmas Polar Bear Jumper, £12 (not available online)
27. Primark I Heart Santa Christmas Jumper, £12
30. New Look Pale Blue Polka Dot Pudding Christmas Jumper, £27.9931. Primark Pudding Christmas Jumper, £12 (not available online)
32. New Look Red Snowman Print Fluffy Christmas Jumper, £29.9933. Primark Musical Snowman Christmas Jumper, £12 (not available online)
34. Primark Christmas Presents Crop Jumper, £12 (not available online)35. New Look Green 3D Stocking Christmas Jumper, £24.99
36. Topshop Knitted Sequin Present Jumper, £5037. Chelsea Girl Cracker Christmas Jumper, £25, River Island38. Primark Christmas Vintage Scenic Sweatshirt, £8 (not available online)
39. Rock and Rags by Firetrap Candy Cane Knitted Jumper, £1440. Primark Christmas Sequin Wreath Cropped Jumper, £12 (not available online)